Graduation speech
- *Points to person*: Fuck you
- *Points to person*: Fuck you
- *Points to person*: Fuck you
- *Points to person*: Fuck you
- *Points to crush*: Fuck me
- *Points to person*: Fuck you
- *Points to person*: Fuck you
The fact that I’m legally an adult is hysterical
shoutout to all the kids who
- grew up smart and lost it when they got to high school and dont know what happened
- are so bright but just cant focus academically
- are told their effort isnt good enough when in reality they just dont understand
- are too shy to ask for help and go without it and therefore dont reach the potential they know they have
- are brilliant in class but underperform in exams
- have to pretend that they dont care about their grades because they constantly underperform and dont want to look stupid
(Source: hirsts)
*pretends to be mentally stable*
*binge watches television series that are 15 years old instead of facing my rapidly approaching real life problems*
FAQ
- Q: what the hell is wrong with you?
- A: yeah